There once was a prince who owned all the fast food restaurants in the land. Everyone was happy until one day the prince started to realize that all of his subjects were getting fat and lazy. He did not understand why so he asked one of his subjects, "why has everyone all of a sudden become fat and lazy?" the subject replied that it was because all the citizens were so used to eating fast food that they became fat and suddenly lost the will to work.
The prince was perplexed, he thought that providing tasty and quickly prepared meals would be a benefit to everyone, and by donating some of the money he made to a children's charity, he would ensure the future growth of his kingdom.
The prince called a meeting of the world's greatest scientists to figure out an answer to the problem and after fifty years they discovered a formula that allowed the food to be great tasting and give people renewed energy so that they could work harder. The net worth of the kingdom suddenly shot up to infinity billion dollars and everyone lived healthy and happily ever after.
Moral: Science will provide all of the answers; become a scientist, prince, or business owner.