Monday, September 27, 2010

Bedtime Story: The Prince and the Lazy Kingdom

There once was a prince who owned all the fast food restaurants in the land. Everyone was happy until one day the prince started to realize that all of his subjects were getting fat and lazy. He did not understand why so he asked one of his subjects, "why has everyone all of a sudden become fat and lazy?" the subject replied that it was because all the citizens were so used to eating fast food that they became fat and suddenly lost the will to work.

The prince was perplexed, he thought that providing tasty and quickly prepared meals would be a benefit to everyone, and by donating some of the money he made to a children's charity, he would ensure the future growth of his kingdom.

The prince called a meeting of the world's greatest scientists to figure out an answer to the problem and after fifty years they discovered a formula that allowed the food to be great tasting and give people renewed energy so that they could work harder. The net worth of the kingdom suddenly shot up to infinity billion dollars and everyone lived healthy and happily ever after.

Moral: Science will provide all of the answers; become a scientist, prince, or business owner.

15 comments:

  1. I can dig the message you're trying to send with this.

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  2. cool little story, I actually read it too

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  3. I like moral...It is just like it should be, short, simple, clear...:)

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  4. nice story... good to knwolage
    =P

    following ya

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  5. So you're saying fast food makes you fat? I eat fast food every day and I'm skinny. I just don't eat a lot of food. The key is, eat in moderation, as with everything in life.

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  6. moar articles like this on blogger, following

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  7. Started off like McDonalds but their food isn't tasty U;

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  8. I'll become a king instead. nice moral story thank you

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  9. Holy Bismuth would be proud of this post!

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  10. well im gonna be the prince scientist of a business

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  11. Lol.

    Then 50 years later, the food is so deprived of nutrients and so loaded with fats and sodium that the general population becomes obese and useless. The masses turn into international embarrassments, the butt of every fat joke (pun intended) and the standard of what not to be.

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